if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people
THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE
thank you <3
I like to think that I help just a little bit. ;)
Just had a Jehovah’s Witnesses lady walk up to me outside of Walmart, hand me a pamphlet and talk about it. … Awkward much.
I always chuckle when people online ask how I know Eloise will be short. Because like, my seatbelt strap touches my cheek. I’m technically a little person without a genetic mutation or illness. She’s already short for her age and she has my exact body type. Homies gunna be tiny and chubby. No doubt.
And also beautiful. Don’t forget beautiful.