Twin Babies Activate!


if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people



Your babies are so cute! You are doing such an amazing job with them! 😌


thank you <3

I like to think that I help just a little bit. ;)

Awkward times.

Just had a Jehovah’s Witnesses lady walk up to me outside of Walmart, hand me a pamphlet and talk about it. … Awkward much.

Makin’ trouble at the Goodwill.

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I always chuckle when people online ask how I know Eloise will be short. Because like, my seatbelt strap touches my cheek. I’m technically a little person without a genetic mutation or illness. She’s already short for her age and she has my exact body type. Homies gunna be tiny and chubby. No doubt.

And also beautiful. Don’t forget beautiful.

Well hello there daddy.

Well hello there daddy.